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Ninja turtle’d

When 4 brothers or coworkers bang a fat white chick that lives on a reserve.
I want you 3 and Raphaël to come back tonight. I want to get ninja turtle’d
by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022
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ninja date

When a person gets you to go on a date with them unknowingly. The person invites you to a group social event, but then is magically the only other person to show up to the outing and proceeds to treat you like a date.
Damn, I was forced into a ninja date! Josh asked me to go to the movies with him and some friends from high school, but then he told me in the car that nobody else was coming! He refused to let me buy my ticket and kept trying to put his arm around me the whole night!
by CookieCookieCookieMonster July 10, 2010
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Ninja Destruction

A game played by a group of people where everyone is in a circle striking a ninja pose. the goal is to hit someone elses hand in one solid, quick ninja movement. The opposing players can dodge your hit with one solid, quick ninja move. You cannot have your hands behind your back and you can only get people out by hitting their wrist or hand. The game is played until there is one person left.
Me and my friends played ninja destruction with 11 different people. it was so intense!
by rayraybrown August 13, 2010
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Ninja Dip

Where did brad go? Man, he must of ninja dipped again. WTF?
by CameronKilla1881 October 21, 2010
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ninja drunk

Where one has become so drunk that he/she feels as though he/she has attainted the mystical powers of the ninja.
"Holy shit Billy tried to do a spinning hook kick from the roof and broke his ankle... he must be fucking ninja drunk!"
by BrendanH April 27, 2006
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Ninja Drill

When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.
QUICK! RUN!

why did i just run into your room?
32 seconds. Good ninja drill time.
by 007hippo September 29, 2009
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Ninja Drop

An exclamation of satisfaction with one's self for having caught something just dropped.
Though ninjas obviously never drop anything, this is how they would drop things (and what they would proclaim) if they were capable of doing so.
The feelings of alertness and dexterity associated with the drop/catch action preceding the "Ninja Drop!" stand
in stark contrast to the inattention and clumsiness that led to the exclamation in the first place.
by CainFang September 27, 2010
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