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Nelson has no swag

meaning that a scrawny white boy has absolutly no swag.
DAM NELSON HAS NO SWAG. AND NO FRIENDS FROM HIS FRIENDS
by hackhub October 24, 2011
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Steamy Nelson

While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind
Man guess what?
What?
I just gave Susan a steamy Nelson
by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016
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sweaty nelson

When a particularly large man engages in sex with a unusually small woman and completely engulfs her in his body, while at the same time sweating profusely and making loud grunting noises. During the act of a Sweaty Nelson the man must constantly spill dip spit or intentionally put used chewing tobacco on the participant, it may even be used as a lubricant.
Bro I can't believe she left you what happened
I pulled the sweaty nelson
by Dr slippyfist January 15, 2014
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The Sam Nelson

A variation of salad tossing, must be between two consenting males and must be in the infamous 69 position.
Person one: Damn bro you stick!
Person two: Dude i just hit the sam nelson!
by Bjdub April 18, 2009
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shed a tear for Nelson

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson
by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005
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Smelly Nelson

an unofficial wrestling maneuver of unknown origins that consists of one person restraining another by positioning their face in your armpit. Widely considered to be one of the best demoralizing acts that can be performed on a rowdy acquaintance or a younger sibling. The "smelly nelson" could be placed in a similar category as other demoralizing acts such as wedgies, noogies, swirlies, monkey bites, charlie horses, and purple nurples.
My younger brother Jack tattled on me for sneaking beers out of the fridge so i promptly put him in a smelly nelson to teach him a lesson.
by zparadise July 12, 2010
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