Newcastle Brown Ale

The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. What more need I say? If it's not sold yet...the labels include 5 top class facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term 'bottle of dog' and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).

Drunk: Bottle of Newqui please
Bartender: That some sort of local drink?
Drunk: No i'm not from Newquay!! Bottle of dog? mothers milk? Brown Ale?
Bartender: Ah the drink of the Gods. One bottle o' brown coming up.

by jazzle April 19, 2005

newcastle

City of art, culture and....ah sod it. It's a damned city like most others,but it does have great pubs, as long as you stay clear of the charver/charva bars.

beware the Bigg Market

by hatman February 8, 2004

newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

Newcastle Piss

Whilst on the lash , the hired Northern Irishman called Dermot (real name Raymond) decides to sprint away from the group across the road and never to return till breakfast the next day with 6 hours of memory lost with a pissed off girlfriend and a mysterious mistress called Tina who play rugby.

Dermot on every night- " I'm off for a Newcastle piss"

by Newcastle Pissers October 3, 2007

Newcastle

City in the north east of england, (this is from someone who is neither a geordie nor a mackem). It is like every city, has its bad areas, as well as very nice areas, a few bad areas DOES NOT make a city a shithole, so up yours muchly sunderland. If you plan to visit Newcastle i recommend you go to Gosforth, Jesmond, Westerhope or Dene, nice areas with friendly, middle class people. I would avoid Benwell, Elswick, Scotswood and Byker, the not so nice areas. There is plenty to do in the city centre and if you know the right places to be, Newcastle is one hell of a city!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: I might visit Newcastle, what do you think?
Guy 2: Do, it's awesome, keep away from the shitholes though!

Guy 1: I hear there are some great pubs in Newcastle.
Guy 2: There really are, especially The Strawberry!!

by rice_krispies April 12, 2011

newcastle upon tyne

a fantastic place to live and be in! The United Kingdoms most amazing place to be! Reasons for its excellence span far and wide but this place is especially known for its excellence in people! manny, niki, keenan, anna and kimmy rule the land with their equivilant of the house of commons; the bute!

"Newcastle upon tyne is a great city!"
"Newcastle University is the university of Newcastle upon tyne."

by daniel manuel February 3, 2008

newcastle

The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back

Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick

Good times

by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006