Depresso Espresso

When your depressed but you are on caffeine or your hyper

I'm Depresso Espresso!!

by Emort Carg March 27, 2019

decaf espresso

An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.

"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."

or

"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."

by rudy noodles August 31, 2011

EspressoChoc

a shot of esspresso and Chocolate together.

Are you having an EspressoChoc?

yes its espresso and chocolate together.
Wow glad you told me I was straining to figure that one out.

by 73yearoldman December 7, 2011

Espressophil

Someone who loves coffee.

Hassan Pezeshk's a espressophil. He loves coffee!

by hpez November 12, 2017

Espresso Martini

The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.

"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."

by Benjiman77 December 15, 2017

Forest espresso

A bump of cocaine in the morning as a supplement to a coffee. Popularized by Electric Forest festival goers.

Cyber twink Paul: Do you have any coffee babe?
Boomer Bear: No, I just had a Forest espresso.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 28, 2019

Nespressoholic

Individual addicted to coffee from Nespresso machines.

Melitta drip coffee is like a caffeine version of methadone if you're a Nespressoholic.

by PollyVousFrancais January 9, 2008