neckbeard 

Kyle Orton's alter ego, backup quarterback for the Chicago Bears

Kyle Orton takes the snaps, but Neckbeard throws the touchdowns.

neckbeard by Miles Schermerhorn January 7, 2008

Neckbeard 

Anyone who makes long definitions to pointless words that nobody uses. AKA You.

"Why did this guy write a 20 Paragraph paper on the definition of Ratchet?"
"Because he's most likely some loser Neckbeard."

Neckbeard by Man Of Noob March 18, 2015

neckbeard 

The ultimate beard for people who don't want to hide their face with a beard but still love beards. Seen on fierce indie kids, gurus, football stars and sexy naked gorillas. Fucks up cctv face recognition and freaks out pussy haters. Popular a hundred years ago on the likes of inspirational revolutionaries such as Abe Lincoln Che Guevara, Bob Marley and Jesus and coming back now with a vengeance.

Wow sexy gorilla lead me astray with your hairy neckbeard

neckbeard by hotbazooka April 6, 2010

Neckbeard 

A byword used on HCRealms.com that best describes a gamer who has become an over excessive greed driven scalper/hoarder who is often known to make a 'living' selling toys and collectables on ebay from their parent's basement.

I've checked every store in the past 300miles for the new Toys R' Us exclusives, but they were all sold out!! Damn neckbearders!! Always jacking the goods forcing me to pay extra!

Neckbeard by GVirus August 26, 2011

Neckbeard 

Someone that uses i3, browses Reddit and uses discord on a daily basis, he is a Linux user and complains about things that no-one cares

While not necessary but the name might be Clyde.

The neckbeard Clyde: Omg this stores dotfiles in my home directory rage rage rage

Normal person: Shut up neckbeard Clyde

Neckbeard by AnusDestroyer2491 November 8, 2020

Neckbeard 

1) Facial hair that only grows undeneath the chin.

2) A synonym for a double chin , a neck that looks like a beard of flesh.

1) person 1: damn, that geek brother of mine has a horrible neckbeard. he can't even grow a real one.

2) person 2: yeah, he ate too much and grew a flesh neckbeard

person 1: he's guilty on both counts

Neckbeard by yardragon February 5, 2013

Neckbeard 

A term commonly used to describe those online who have many hours on a video game or social media (Reddit) or have no real lives outside of the video game world(s) or spheres of Social media. More so used for those who are assholes to new players and consider themselves gods in the video game they play.

Jim: Yo where has Henry been?
Simon: He's been inside the past 1 1/2 weeks playing League of Legends.
Jim: Oh so he's becoming a neckbeard?

Neckbeard by Undeadvirtue August 13, 2021