NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK

The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!

"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."

by Stefonamus December 1, 2009

navaj

another word for a female genitalia.

"oh my god ive just bruised my navaj!"

by miss unicorn December 5, 2009

Martina Navratilova

A lesbian czech american tennis player. She has won 18 gram slams. According to Wikipedia she made her debut in Communist Czechoslovakia at the the age of 15 in 1972. She defected to the United States in 1975 after participating in the US open. Shortly thereafter she came out publicly, an extraordinary act for the time period. She did so a week before she became a US citizen but given that she was a defector from a communist country she faced no "delays" in her acquiring of citizenship that one would expect from immigration officials at the time. She came out at the height of her career. She was clearly going through a remarkable change at this time. She was like, to hell with the communist AND the homophobic jerks. She treated both communism and homophobia with exactly the same level disdain. What made her impressive was the impossibility of criticizing her sexuality, communism AND homophobia be damned, she was not, as a gay communist dissident, going to hear BS about her sexual orientation.

Question posed by male Sportswriter: "Are your still lesbian?"

Martina Navratilova: "Are you still the alternative?"

by AAAA1 October 13, 2013

Navajo Taco

A traditional dish made up of fry bread, ground beef, beans, lettuce, tomatoes, and shredded cheese. There is no such thing as a Hualapai taco. Same with Hopi and Mohave. There is only 1 Taco and it is the Navajo Taco!

My mom makes the best Navajo Tacos on the rez!

by K&D14 December 25, 2016

Navajo Shampoo

Referring to the act of defecating in a females hair and rubbing it into the follicles.

Her hair stunk for a week after I navajo shampooed her last friday

by NavajoChampion September 15, 2011

Navajo Palm

An old sex technique that is essentially the act of fisting a female, whilst coitus is occurring, and then proceeding to use said fist to firmly grab your own penis (internally within the female) and jack yourself off. Most successfully performed with three participants, although skilled individuals can execute the move themselves.

Hell yeah I took that girl home from the Nickleback concert. She was pretty loose though and not much was happening, and I had hurry up to make it to Video Bible Camp on time, so I didn't have much of a choice but to bust out the Navajo Palm and finish myself off.

by 509Welch March 29, 2011

Rolling Navajo Style

(adj) To have four or more people in a pickup with a regular cab.

Hey, is Jim driving his new pickup to the party?

Yup, he's gotta pick up like four more fools. They'll be rolling Navajo style.

by runswithscissors May 27, 2006