National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.

"stop being a cunt "
"why? "
"it's national fuck off day bro"

National fuck off day by National fuck off day May 25, 2018

National Fuck Hamish Day 

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

National Fuck Hamish Day by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

National Fuck Josh Day 

National Fuck Josh Day or September 10th is the day where no matter what you have to fuck a guy named Josh or Joshua

Guy 1: Hey man guess what day it is!
Josh: September 10th?
Guy 2: NATIONAL FUCK JOSH DAY BRO!!!

National Fuck Josh Day by Cum God 69 February 21, 2021

National Fuck Off Day

National fuck off day is well, everyday.

Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day

National Fuck Off Day by thatguy1101 May 27, 2018

National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars

Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”

National fuck off day by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019

National thigh fuck day 

A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated

Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day

National thigh fuck day by Https.ray January 28, 2022

National Fuck Off Day

April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.

Oh hey

It’s national fuck off day

Oh

National Fuck Off Day by Mtn Dew Hat May 31, 2018