National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

National Fuck A random bitch day

On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street

Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today

by (. ) ( .) May 28, 2018

National Cheat on your Bitch Day

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.

“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”

by Eminem’s unpopular opinions September 12, 2022

National you get no bitches day

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex

John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

by Jimmy winger August 10, 2022

national fuck an ugly bitch day

November 12th for who are named Harry ! Dumbass hoeeeeee

Wow! It’s Harry’s Day! National fuck an ugly bitch day.

by DopeBoy696969 November 4, 2019

National Beat Your Bitch Up Day

January 21st, is national beat your bitch up day.

“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”

by Shanghugh October 21, 2020

National be a bitch day

To be a bitch and not care what people think of you

Person 1: it’s national be a bitch day!
Person 2: now I can tell people to fuck their mom!

by Pastel_draws July 29, 2024