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National Fuck Chloe Day

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas
BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”
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National Fuck Keiko Day

A day to celebrate about the day when Keiko was spammed by an anonymous on secreto. Keiko deserves it, as Keiko has said slurs she cannot reclaim, cheats on her boyfriend (which is a double sin, knowing she's MUSLIM) and many other stuff. Fuck Keiko day!
"Yo dude! Did you know that today is National Fuck Keiko Day?"
"Oh my god really?! I've been waiting for this day!"
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national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day
by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018
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National fuck boys day

the day where we give no attention to fuck boys and let them get blue balls
yo it’s national fuck boys day it’s time to jack off cuz we’re not getting any today
by snoopyisgoat November 1, 2019
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National fuck Minx Day

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin
Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him
by WaffIe April 16, 2020
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National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave
You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave
by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022
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National Fuck Vex Day

So on May 9th kuro and vex are supposed to have sex
by hibyevrydie May 9, 2021
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