The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)
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Origin- In the film Leon Nathalie Portman plays a child who loses her parents and is taken in by the assassin, Leon. She then informs a hotel receptionist he is her "Lover", fires random shots off a balcony window and ends up getting Leon killed.
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