A person lacking in skill or a high level who wishes nothing more than to be retarded and not cooperate with you. A noob comes from a newb, which is someone new to a game and wants to get better. A noob, however, does not. They generally can be very ignorant and annoying and probably will never leave you alone
Newb:Hey guys, where is the sniper rifle at?
High level:It's just over here, follow me.
Newb:Thanks!(newb leaves happily killing)
Noob:J00 N00B! 7H@T W@5 MAI SNIP3R R1FFL3 WHY D1D YU G1VE 1T T0 THT N00B! IT W4S M@1N3!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!11!!!!!
High level:Go bug someone else Noob
High level:It's just over here, follow me.
Newb:Thanks!(newb leaves happily killing)
Noob:J00 N00B! 7H@T W@5 MAI SNIP3R R1FFL3 WHY D1D YU G1VE 1T T0 THT N00B! IT W4S M@1N3!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!11!!!!!
High level:Go bug someone else Noob
by deeeeeeeeeeeeeep June 04, 2010
Kevin: hey you see that rich guy? hes such a big noob
James: how can you tell?
Kevin: he got literally 2 minutes of playtime
James: how can you tell?
Kevin: he got literally 2 minutes of playtime
by Crunchydick May 15, 2020
by Justin Beaver sux December 30, 2017
Possibly the most commonly used (and the most irritating) thing to say on the internet that is not a meme.
1;A derogatory word used to express dominance over the chosen target (generally by status).
2; Another way to spell newb, as in newbie, which is not commonly used in an offensive sense or manor.
1;A derogatory word used to express dominance over the chosen target (generally by status).
2; Another way to spell newb, as in newbie, which is not commonly used in an offensive sense or manor.
1;
New user: Hey guys, I'm kinda new here.
Obviously far more elite user: Stfu n00b.
2;
New user: Yeah I'm kind of a noob.
Kind user whose brain isn't rotting: It's cool bro.
New user: Hey guys, I'm kinda new here.
Obviously far more elite user: Stfu n00b.
2;
New user: Yeah I'm kind of a noob.
Kind user whose brain isn't rotting: It's cool bro.
by Chul June 09, 2010
Someone who does not know how the world works, what is going on, or anything. They aren't as new as annoying. A newbie is someone new but isn't an idiot. A n00b is the most annoying thing on this earth!
n00b1: U R such a n3wb, U sukkors n3wb.
Howler Silver: ....go away...
n00b1: kno n00b
Howler Silver:...I never even said anything....
n00b1: U R still a newb.
Howler Silver: ....go away...
n00b1: kno n00b
Howler Silver:...I never even said anything....
n00b1: U R still a newb.
by Howler Silver March 03, 2004
Generally found on the internet or any gaming society of any sort. There is an uprising of noobs on Modern Warfare 2. To avoide these people on MW2:
1: Do not go into game chat, but if you do, mute everyone except your friends
2:Do not talk to anyone because this can lead to a noob randomly jumping into your conversation and insultin you, your mother, your pets, anything anf everything.
There are also characteristics of noobs:
1: They are complete douchebags to everyone.
2: They lack skill at a game and scream at you if you kill them
3: They often call other people noobs and refuse to listen to any form of Authority.
Now that you know how to identify a noob, you can have a better gaming experience.
1: Do not go into game chat, but if you do, mute everyone except your friends
2:Do not talk to anyone because this can lead to a noob randomly jumping into your conversation and insultin you, your mother, your pets, anything anf everything.
There are also characteristics of noobs:
1: They are complete douchebags to everyone.
2: They lack skill at a game and scream at you if you kill them
3: They often call other people noobs and refuse to listen to any form of Authority.
Now that you know how to identify a noob, you can have a better gaming experience.
(gets shot by sniper)
Noob: OMG HAXORMZ! I WAZ HIDIN HAXORMZ!
Normal Person: shut the fuck up dude.
Noob: NO U! GO FCK URSELF IN A C0RNER YOU HAXORZ!
Noob: OMG HAXORMZ! I WAZ HIDIN HAXORMZ!
Normal Person: shut the fuck up dude.
Noob: NO U! GO FCK URSELF IN A C0RNER YOU HAXORZ!
by Masterpat505 April 28, 2010