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Nightmare sans

A sans from the AU Dreamtale, he is the Guardian of negativity
Person 1 : who is your favorite sans
Person 2 : Nightmare sans
Person 1 : why
Person 2 : because it's nightmare sans

Nightmare 

What you wake up from in a cold sweat. Then your girlfriend cuddles you back to sleep comforting you. Then you wake up.
You: dude I had the worst nightmare last night
Friend: bro you need to get a real girlfriend for once
Nightmare by RoninXII January 19, 2022

The Atheist's Nightmare 

The idea proposed by that asshat Ray Comfort that the banana proves God's existence.
"Behold! The Atheist's Nightmare! I have a banana! It proves God exists!"

"Behold! The Theist's Nightmare! I have a pineapple! It proves God doesn't exist!"

reverse nightmare 

When the nightmare is actually waking up to reality.

Reverse nightmares are usually followed by the chest-crushing realization that it was all just a dream and the dreamer must readjust, yet again, to the grim reality of waking life.

The most common of these events usually deal with someone's permanent absence (whether through death or break-up).
''I was dreaming mom was still alive and everything had been a huge mix-up.''
''God, I hate those kinds of reverse nightmares... they just make it that much harder to get over the pain.''
reverse nightmare by madcopy March 11, 2013

fireman's nightmare 

A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.
'Struth, did you see her face? A proper fireman's nightmare!

Nightmare Flipping 

The mixing of the following two drugs: Diphenhydramine (Antihistamine commonly known of as Benadryl, and when taken in high dosages can be a powerful deliriant) and MDMA, the drug commonly known as Ecstasy. Is known to create extremely interesting effects on the mind. Sometimes can be unnerving.

Don't recommend trying this unless you are interested in the experience. First try DPH (Diphenhydramine - Note, this isn't a fun drug to most) and MDMA (Ecstasy) separately if you haven't already.
Psychonaut 1: Hey man, have you tried Nightmare Flipping?
Psychonaut 2: Nah man what combo is that?
Psychonaut 1: It's a mixture of that deliriant Diphenhydramine and of course, Ecstasy.
Psychonaut 2: Woah, I never thought of trying that, sounds interesting!
Nightmare Flipping by 1337w33d December 18, 2009