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New Mexico Classic

When a driver of a motor vehicle makes a turn while using the wrong turn signal. The phrase originated from Las Cruces in Southern New Mexico, presumably because many of the drivers who inhabit the city make this mistake.
"That guy is making a right hand turn with his left turn signal on; he is pulling a New Mexico classic".
by Stroudarian June 11, 2014
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New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.
Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.
by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009
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New Mexico Threesome

A Threesome with 2 women and 1 man, where the 2 women stick 1 finger each into the man's butthole.
Miller had a New Mexico Threesome with Annie and Cassie and their finger's stink.
by 1507 January 9, 2012
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New Mexico Red Enchilada

When a Mexican girl is on her period and sits on your chest and punches HER self in the stomach getting red sauce all over you as if you were a tortilla.
I was with a real latina last night, she busted a New Mexico Red Enchilada all over me.
by highschool sicko April 24, 2011
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New Mexico chimichanga

When you soak your girlfriends pad inside her period Gonorrhea seamen infested roast beef vagina remove it deep fry it for 4 minutes and enjoy with the world famous Allsup’s taco sauce .
I would definitely New Mexico chimichanga your girlfriend.
by Mrhoodies13 October 6, 2022
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New Mexico blender

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.
Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!
by Mikeology October 12, 2017
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New Mexico Slip-in-slide

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.
Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.
by ForidaMan October 19, 2015
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