Namaste

1. A word commonly utilized by Yogis (yoga instructors) and yoga partakers as well as overly spiritual individuals
2. A type of sea vegetable
3. The only word Andrew Zimmern could utter when he first tasted durian

1. Yogi: Namaste!
Female yoga partaker: Namaste! ;)

2. Screw kelp, you gotta try namaste! Tastes like chicken.

3. (Chews durian for the first time. Spits out instantly.)
Andrew Zimmern: Namaste!

by If Andrew Zimmern Had Hair.... August 28, 2010

Namaste

It means ‘fuck you I have anxiety’

Dude: Bro you wanna go to a party

You: Namaste

by Yeeter 22.0 December 24, 2018

Namaste

Slang used by people who are phonetically challenged and are not versed with the teachings of yoga. Or they are drunk at the time and it is pronounced,

Na,-Im-a-Stay.

Word of the Day: Namaste
Used in a sentence:

My friend: "you going out tonight"?
Me: "Namaste My Ass At Home"
yoga slang drunk lonely funny phonetics Ebonics namaste

by Funny 4 Real Real (F42R) November 22, 2015

Namaste

Fuck you I have anxiety

Namaste

by 772loveynw March 24, 2019

namaste

a really formal way of saying hi in some asian dialect, but if you're a chiller it means "peace out" or "wats up."

eryn: "my rides here see ya later"
grey: "namaste"

by G Sherif July 20, 2005

namaste in bed

Na-mah-stay-in-bed

(No-me-stay-in-bed)
Jamaican phrase used to decline an invitation.

Girl: Wanna go to the movies?
Guy: Namaste in bed.

Girl: Kk next time.

by SayWhatNOW!?!? March 25, 2016

namaste bitches

When someone hates you but doesn’t want to just call you a bitch so in other words have a great day bitch

Namaste bitches I’m out

by P.B.A November 02, 2017