Namaste 

1. A word commonly utilized by Yogis (yoga instructors) and yoga partakers as well as overly spiritual individuals
2. A type of sea vegetable
3. The only word Andrew Zimmern could utter when he first tasted durian

1. Yogi: Namaste!
Female yoga partaker: Namaste! ;)

2. Screw kelp, you gotta try namaste! Tastes like chicken.

3. (Chews durian for the first time. Spits out instantly.)
Andrew Zimmern: Namaste!

Namaste by If Andrew Zimmern Had Hair.... August 27, 2010

Namaste 

It means ‘fuck you I have anxiety’

Dude: Bro you wanna go to a party

You: Namaste

Namaste by Yeeter 22.0 December 24, 2018

Namaste 

Slang used by people who are phonetically challenged and are not versed with the teachings of yoga. Or they are drunk at the time and it is pronounced,

Na,-Im-a-Stay.

Word of the Day: Namaste
Used in a sentence:

My friend: "you going out tonight"?
Me: "Namaste My Ass At Home"
yoga slang drunk lonely funny phonetics Ebonics namaste

Namaste by Funny 4 Real Real (F42R) January 30, 2016

Namaste 

Fuck you I have anxiety

Namaste

Namaste by 772loveynw March 24, 2019

namaste 

a really formal way of saying hi in some asian dialect, but if you're a chiller it means "peace out" or "wats up."

eryn: "my rides here see ya later"
grey: "namaste"

namaste by G Sherif August 11, 2005

Namaste 

Namaste or in Greek "Να 'μαστε" means Here we are or Here we go.

Namaste, guys

Namaste by Alisa Tsiplikov April 5, 2017

Namaste 

Means "Here we are" in casual modern Greek.

- Ante re malaka, ftanoume kamia wra?
- Skase re, se pente eimaste ekei.
Half an hour later...
-Namaste!

Namaste by simpsonment June 27, 2017