Myass Touch

(Pronounced like "Midas Touch" but with a dropped "D").

Having the reverse Midas Touch curse: Everything you touch turns/goes to shit. Also, used for when you seem to be bad luck for other people as well. Often used in a rhetorical question about the state of ones own life or as a warning to other that your losing streak might be contagious.

Interchangeable with reverse midas touch.

See also gilligan, Bad Luck Barry, bad luck guy, Humphrey Hambone

Alternately, LITERALLY touching poo with your finger, not washing it, and then either touching things with your dirty digit or causing people to smell your dirty digit.
See also poo finger.

"A flat tire while I'm on the ass end of town AND no cell reception? What do I have today, the Myass touch?! Maybe that teenager over there with the red bandana on his head will let me use his phone..."

"Don't even shake my hand, Bro, I totally have the Myass touch today. If you touch me you'll prolly have your dog die or your mom get cancer or something."

"My day was going fine until you showed up. What do you have, the Myass touch?
Don't touch that its an antique!!! *crash*"

by The Neutral Christ June 11, 2010

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Myasma

to worsen a person's mood; to annoy; to displease; to make weary; to cause discomfort or distress; to cheapen the mood or atmosphere, when good vibes were flowing a person may use the myasma to kill said good vibes

Yo. that guy Evan has some bad myasma

by isometimeshatecheese September 11, 2018

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have you seen myasnotfound?

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Myasia

A extremely beautiful girl with long hair Extremely sensitive but understanding a Myasia can be annoying because of the petty levels they get but put up with it and they don’t care what people say at all.

Oh look Myasia is screaming

by Jacobrelish June 3, 2019