word(s) to my mother

(informal) (v) to "swear on your mother's life" -- stating something that is true because if it was false, then you'd be offering up your own mother for death

A: Honestly, I didn't break that window!
B: I don't believe you!
A: Bro, word(s) to my mother!

word(s) to my mother by SovietFanWomble November 26, 2018

Are you my mother? 

The unspoken thought-question that exists in the mind of any sentient being who is trying to bond with another who is usually not their mother.

Are you my mother?

Are you my mother? by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

thats how i met my mother 

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,

wwell thats how i met my mother

thats how i met my mother by naked twistahboyz April 12, 2011

Fuck My Mother 

Kinder, gentler version of Mother Fucker. Still considered fighting words.

Smoke break...
Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...

Fuck My Mother by Evil Ian March 18, 2011

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.) by danke August 28, 2005

Word to my mother 

Telling the truth

word to my mother I smash my step grandma

Word to my mother by Law_vine May 12, 2022

word to my mother 

This phrase is used by your typical fuckboy or douche. Meaning he's swearing on his mother he didn't do what he was accused of.

"Word to my mother i'm not a fuckboy"

word to my mother by Magically.delicious May 12, 2016