by RedDragoon August 5, 2006
Get the shoot my penismug. "Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
by CATday August 3, 2011
Get the Like My Penismug. Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
by Tru3k1 October 2, 2007
Get the off my penismug. 
by nigger faggot 9000 April 1, 2019
Get the my penis hurtsmug. 1. primal, carnal urges that oppose one's reasoned judgements.
2. similar to "deep down in my heart" but more crude, and doesn't reference one's feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one's wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting)
2. similar to "deep down in my heart" but more crude, and doesn't reference one's feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one's wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting)
Bro: She was so gone last night, and was saying weird, fucked up shit. I couldn't bang her.
Homie: Hey man I totally understand, and I think you did the right thing.
Bro: But dude....like deep down in my penis....I totally wanted to be all up in that =D!!!
Guy: My boss has been up my ass all week and now he wants me to come in on Saturday.
Dude: Wow, that sucks. You shoulda told him to go fuck himself.
Guy: And lose my job? Fuck outta here! But seriously dude, deep down in my penis, I want to smash his stupid "#1 Dad" coffee mug in his fuckin face....but I'm a pussy =(.
Homie: Hey man I totally understand, and I think you did the right thing.
Bro: But dude....like deep down in my penis....I totally wanted to be all up in that =D!!!
Guy: My boss has been up my ass all week and now he wants me to come in on Saturday.
Dude: Wow, that sucks. You shoulda told him to go fuck himself.
Guy: And lose my job? Fuck outta here! But seriously dude, deep down in my penis, I want to smash his stupid "#1 Dad" coffee mug in his fuckin face....but I'm a pussy =(.
by [DZ] July 25, 2013
Get the Deep down in my penismug. Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?
by YaImCool November 11, 2010
Get the On a scale of one to my penis?mug.