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Muserism

(noun)
1. Any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. An improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.
Muserism in a sentence:
Wow, that muserism you said is so random.

Examples of Muserisms:
Elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.

The only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut butter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.
by ThatOneZach February 3, 2012
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MuseScore

Muse·Score
Noun
An open source notation software created by the muse of music Terpsichore to provide composers with adequate software so they no longer need to suffer Sibelius, Finale or Dorico.
Imagine if our lord J.S. Bach had been blessed with Musescore, he had to suffer to write his masterpieces.
by S.J. Bafalto April 29, 2023
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Muser

This is what a retarded kid with a lisp would say because he can't say MOTHER.
You muser fucker!
by Tu.Padre August 10, 2018
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fucking musters

phrase used to express one's exasperation. Commonly uttered during intense bouts of Super Smash Bros Melee after a night of intense partying. Also used when an inability to express one's self arises.
*Ron is playing SSBM and get's spiked EVERY time he approaches the edge of the stage*
Ron: Fucking musters...
Jack: What?
by PunkMasterGFunk December 24, 2010
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MUSER

INTERNET MISUSER
yo mom gay n u a muser
by PHAKTIMAN December 21, 2018
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MUSER

yo dad lesbian and yo mom muser
by PHAKTIMAN December 21, 2018
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Post Midnight Muser

Any of the 10 crazy fans (Katie, Cathryn, Alana, Cal, John, Kent, Jen, Nick, Nicole, & Zina) who stayed after the Strand gig on April 16th, 2004 until well past three in the morning. They chatted it up with Dom and Chris, almost made it into the club with aforementioned, sat near the tires to stay warm, and were served coffee (with *sugarcubes), Hershey's kisses, and crisps by the infamous Tom Kirk. May they never forget the ties that bind them.
Oi! Tom! Remember me? I'm one of that crazy lot that wouldn't leave after Providence! I'm a Post Midnight Muser!
by Istya June 28, 2004
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