mug wump

To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.

She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.

by Harry Armpit February 1, 2010

mugwumps

secrete addictive fluids from erect penis located oddly enough on their foreheads; see reptiles.

mugwumps have no liver and are nourished exclusively on sweets; "any sweets for fats?"

by dreamkurn2001 August 29, 2010

mugwamps

The icky stuff in ones ears. Also referred to as ear wax.

Dude...you've got some SERIOUS mugwamps in your ears!!

by RedKitten and the Plastic cats August 11, 2010

mugwum

A guy that is thought of as a fat girl commonly known as jeff brown that has a weak stomach yet loves to motorboat cheesy yeasty pussy and smells of piss constantly.

That guy over there is a real mugwum we should stay at least 50 feet away from him.

by Belt-tensiontool February 5, 2025