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Mullen

When you're at a bar or pub and you sneakishly leave w/o paying your tab and/or saying goodbye to any of your homey's and homette's. This tactic usually consists of exiting through windows, scaling walls, doors, gates or roofs for the big get-away!
A men's softball team is out drinking after a game, and a couple pitcher's and Jägerbomb's later, they look over to their teammate and he's no where to be found! Hence, he just pulled a Mullen!
by str8_clown1n December 8, 2016
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Mullens

When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!
dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!
by BEEF!!! May 20, 2008
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MC Mullen

A Teacher that likes to smoke weed with a teacher named mrs Richie
I mr mc mullen
by teacher mc mullen June 11, 2018
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mullenly

Very adorable person from the TakeAwaySMP, they’re amazing.
Person1: have you heard about Mullenly?
Person2: yes! They’re amazing.
by PavementRyan August 21, 2021
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A Mullens wager

A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.

When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"

It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf
Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"

Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."

Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"

Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"

All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!
by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011
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Reiss Mullen

A Reptilian human with greasy leather like skin that doesn’t really walk, he slithers along the ground leaving a trail of McDonalds grease, sweat and Monster Energy’s behind. More Rodent than Human.
Come on pal, don’t act like a Reiss Mullen you dirty rat
by LorisKariusTheGermanFraud January 23, 2019
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Blair Mullen

Doing a Blair Mullen is perfectly acceptable in soceity, within Falkirk.

A Blair Mullen consists of;

Dancing around, like a fool to heavy dance music.
Thinking you look cool, whilst doing the above.
Person 1: Jackson done the Blair Mullen last night, looked like a right bellend.

Person 2: haha really? what a idiot.

Person 1: Yeah, he did look an idiot. Thought he looked cool infront of the girls aswell.
by RealFanDan May 17, 2009
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