I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.
by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009
Get the Buttered Muffin mug.The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly
by Pizzaisgreat123 June 14, 2018
Get the Buttered muffin mug.1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess
2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)
2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)
"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."
by vaginallodestone March 18, 2010
Get the butter your muffins mug.I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
by B. P. June 27, 2007
Get the buttered her muffin mug.Someone With both a ugly face and ugly body, more or less the combination of both a butterface (someone with an ugly face and an alright body) and scuffin muffin (someone with a cute face and ugly body).
Could replace the term: Ugly
Could replace the term: Ugly
Girl #1: That girl I hooked up with last night was super hot
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin
by NAR-WHAL!!! June 21, 2012
Get the Butterfaced-Scuffin Muffin mug.The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.
Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
Get the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) mug.To stuff her girl's vagina with half a stick of butter. Then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. After this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted butter.
When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...
When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...
"My sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the butter, so he buttered her muffin, and then when I gave him a blowjob afterwards it tasted like butter and farts."
"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
by SPEDcial Forces May 19, 2008
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