the mud

The worst kind of diarrhea, usually occurring after a bowel-angering meal. Typical stages of the mud include, but are not limited to: farts you don't want to let out for fear that it won't only be air, followed by 20+ minutes of anal hell. Allow 15 minutes for cleanup.

Colin: *knocks on bathroom door* Chris, I need in there! The Chipotle we ate wants out!

Chris: I can't leave....its the mud...THE MUUUUD!!

Colin: My God!

by ROONSKER March 12, 2011

mudded

to have sex with many men at once; aka gang banged

That bitch got mudded by the entire crew

by wolverine365 November 4, 2010

In the mud

When a person or thing has gotten into trouble which they cannot find a way out of.

Eg:Chelsea are in the mud

by Fadedstalkz March 11, 2022

Mudding

When you purposely decide to take a full days worth of shit in your pants while wearing underwear. The more shit the better, also the longer you leave it, the more dedicated you are.

Hey bro! I got these girls numbers and they want to meet us at the bar tonight, you in?
Nah man, I woke up today with the full blown urge to have a fat mudding fest all day long. I ain't gonna ruin that.

by Tuggernuts165 October 9, 2019

mudding

Anal sex while one proceeds to shit on the persecuters cock

lets gooo mudding

by Bigniggercock November 30, 2017

In the mud

Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed

Norwich are in the mud!

by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2022

mud

Slang for MDMA. "Mud" is a powder form of the drug ecstacy. Is often preferred to ecstasy pills as MDMA is pure, whilst ecstasy pills are often adulterated. It is a popular drug amongst ravers and people who do not trust the purity of pills, and ecstasy in general has always been associated, often by the police and government, with the underground dance music scene.

Other slang names include "mandy".

"Mate you got any mud for tonight? If not looks like we're on the pills again"

by Boothy_BW December 13, 2008