mothers day shame

when you forgot mothers day or to buy a git for your mother

guy: i bought this huge bouquet of flowers for mom!
guy2:what today is mothers day! i totally forgot!
guy:wow u should have mothers day shame
guy2:UR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

by eatingpie May 10, 2009

mothers against hard rock

A bunch of menstruating old crones who's name shall not be mentioned, (Mother) bent on taking away youth from the rockers, goths, and emos just cuz they obviously don't love thier teens and want to ruin their lives.

Teen: Mother, you bitch! How could you decieve me like this!? *runs into room, slams door*
Old bitchy mother: You'll thank me for joining the Mothers Against Hard Rock someday!!!!
Teen: STFU!!!!!!! You don't love me!!!!! *gets out knife, makes incisions*

by Oh Fuckin' Hell No! No One's Takin' Mah Baby's Career Away! January 19, 2007

Mothers Mank

Something disgusting

Me: Dean, do you like banoffee pie?

Dean: Ergh no, it's ya mothers mank!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011

Mothers Milk

The best damn beer in the world.

Dude pour me another pint of Mothers Milk, damn this is good beer!

by Ralph May 1, 2004

mothers day

A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.

Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day

Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing

by haileee garity May 18, 2018

mothers adrenaline

Mothers adrenaline is when a mom loses her child at the grocery store

Son: -walks away-
Mother 8 mins later: TIMMY WHERE ARE YOU?!
Mothers adrenaline

by Shoto Todoroki July 29, 2018

Mothers Milk

Australian best stout without the bullshit. Pint glass half filled with Guiness topped with Bundaberg Rum and coke.

Originated from the Wheatbelt in Western Australia.

God's Stout

After a hard day of work nothing feels better then Mothers Milk

by Wrangas December 12, 2016