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Motel Sex 

Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.
Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.
Motel Sex by b. hanback March 8, 2008
A really cheap, crappy second-rate hotel.
(looking around at the dumpy lobby) Man, this place is skeevy - a real Motel 5.
Motel 5 by JerseyJohn September 14, 2007

Motel blunt 

motel blunt , joint or bowl is when roaches are used instead of greens.
bob: lets smoke a motel blunt?
billy: what's that?
bob: a motel blunt is when a blunt is rolled with roaches
billy: makes no sense
bob: think of the blunt as a motel and the roaches as cockroaches ... motel blunt
Motel blunt by lilyoni21 September 20, 2017

Motel Silverstream 

A Creepy motel made by a cat named Silverstream from the warriors franchise where her kits become serial killers because of her bad parenting and the fact their father lives in a different town.
"I wish I could go to Motel Silverstream and see my kits" Graystripe said
A dog euthanasia center masquerading as a hotel. Dogs die and go missing at an alarming rate at Motel 6 across the U.S. Also, doubles as a space for setting up prostitution or sex trafficking rings, meth labs, crack houses, or location to store your most recently kidnapped victim while you go out to collect another. Only half a step down from the local jail with more bedbugs and roaches. Owned by Trump advisor Steve Schwarzman.
Mike: Fido's cancer is taking it's toll
Motel 6: You can come here and we'll Motel 6 him.
Motel 6 by DogsDieAtMotel6 November 9, 2018

Motel Sunburn 

When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.

So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!

He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
Motel Sunburn by iceman 69 November 15, 2010