gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine
person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023
Get the moon gooningmug. A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.
by Tyronerny November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.
by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.
by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night
“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”
by KgasK November 14, 2023
Get the moon gooningmug. Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug.