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Moon Gooning

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.
How man was your moon gooning session last night?

It was alright, definitely not the best i’ve had.
by JHKnows December 8, 2023
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So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in
Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday
by El Nk255 December 6, 2023
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An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons
Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023
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The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.
Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!
by Tyronerny November 14, 2023
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Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."
by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024
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When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.
Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...
by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023
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The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon
I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.
by Chief gape November 19, 2023
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