Madison Montgomery

A stone cold bitch who likes hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something.

"Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me." - Madison Montgomery

by Voodoo Bitch Queenie January 10, 2014

Fulton Montgomery Community College

A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!

I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

Richard Montgomery HS

The place where our mascot is a penis and the only clique we never see is the IB kids, except when they're running for election. Where our principal Demon Monteleone, loves to hear himself talk, but cannot pronounce the word "harassment". Despite renovations in 2007, the school looks very much like a prison. Where people hate it so much that they take a shit down Main Street. BEWARE, our former head of security is known for fucking a student. Most of the teachers and substitutes are not qualified to do their jobs More than once, a history major has covered an English class and spent the whole period talking about something unrelated. With the addition of portables half of the parking lot was covered, leaving the 2400 student body with only 80 parking spaces. Plus, in the basement, theres a cockroach infestation. Not to mention the counselors who are fairly incapable at doing their jobs productively. Have fun coming here, because you know that the students won't.

John: (WJHS student) Bro, i heard Richard Montgomery HS was totally dope!
Jack: (WCHS student)Yeah, man. I heard that IT'S SO RAD!
Jerry (RMHS student) Woah boys, you heard wrong, RM is a total hellhole

by Hoes in the stacks May 29, 2018

Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.

I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017

Montgomery Paragraph

A paragraph thats about 4 lines double spaced. Montgomery paragraphs are usually written right before the paragraph is due.

Bobby didn't do his English homework, so had to pull of a Montgomery paragraph on the bus this morning.

by AllegroTechie November 8, 2010

The Montgomery

Medical procedure pioneered for the purpose of placing an indwelling Foley catheter in a person with such a large body habitus that his penis is embedded in a cavity of adipose tissue as such rendering the person to having a mangina. A vaginal speculum with light is placed into the mangina and opened allowing the penis to be extended just enough for a Foley to be placed.

I had this guy in room 9 last night whose mangina was so big I had do The Montgomery just to get a catheter in for a urine sample.

by flavoroflav November 11, 2014

Reverse Montgomery Cooler

Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler

The Reverse Montgomery Cooler is when the one layinen down projectile shitses and pisses

Into the one standing upses holes

"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"what's better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"fuckin' anything else"

by Niktionary.com October 18, 2023