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to spank the monkey

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!
by Monkey Business March 18, 2011
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by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006
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in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female
I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey
by houstongirl September 19, 2009
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Did he watch you spank your monkey.
by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008
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by waterlilly April 5, 2005
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kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006
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Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 6, 2018
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