to spank the monkey

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself

Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!

by Monkey Business March 18, 2011

spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006

spank the monkey

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018