monkey nuts 

Squirrels are known to enjoy monkey nuts, which are basically peanuts in their shells. The shells provide a bit of a challenge for the squirrels to crack open and get to the tasty peanut inside. It's like a fun snack and a puzzle for them at the same time!

liv loves to feed the squirrels monkey nuts

monkey nuts by ανόητη ώρα July 28, 2024

monkey nuts

so monkey nuts are the magazines on a choppa. usally in 2 so u call them monkey nuts. they also HANGLO.

"choppa with the monkey nuts i let em hanglo"
- hanglo 1nonly, 870glizzy

monkey nuts by rubyrudegyal October 28, 2025

Monkey nuts

monkey nuts (noun; singular or plural) — A term of endearment for one or more beloved cats, especially when they are being adorable, ridiculous, mischievous, irritating, or some combination thereof. Meaning is heavily dependent upon tone.

The important linguistic feature is that being called a monkey nut is never actually an insult. Even at maximum exasperation, the underlying meaning remains: you little asshole, I adore you.

Example: “I love these four monkey nuts more than anything, but one of these motherfuckers just knocked my drink over.”

Monkey nuts by Piscean37 September 16, 2026

monkey nuts! 

an expreesion of severe anguish

Monkey nuts!
I failed!

monkey nuts! by Ducklord404 December 20, 2004

got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.

My Glock got them monkey nuts

got them monkey nuts by GotShh? July 6, 2014

sucks monkey nuts 

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

sucks monkey nuts by Geraint April 16, 2004

sum bitch pile monkey nuts 

This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.

"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"

"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"

-or-

"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"

"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"

sum bitch pile monkey nuts by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008