molassesface

The male equivalent of a butterface (but, her face). When a dude is hot from the neck down, but has an ugly face.

Mmm, alas, his face.

Yeah he’s got a six pack and a nine inch cock, but molassesface.

by Molassesface September 12, 2021

molasses cookies

consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.

C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*

by foug January 11, 2005

Molasses Contra.

The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.

Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.

I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.

by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010

As molasses

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

by AnEnigma August 13, 2015

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

Molasses

The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.

Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.

by PIMP MOLASSES February 1, 2004

molescus dickskin

The most amazing tranzvestite in the universe.

It is such a molescus dickskin

by SwagFagFTW October 10, 2013