Bare Mole Rat

What a penis Looks like after a clean shave in a dirty public sink

"Just finished shaving"
"Lemme see that Bare Mole Rat!!!!"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

Naked Mole Rat

A cigarette smoking carnivore most likely seen in the bushes or trying to avoid work somewhere in a portapotty most commonly known as a "willhite" digs in buttock daily, red headed and freckle faced, makes good friend

Younder in the brush lies a naked mole rat in its natural habitat

by YeeyeeOicu September 28, 2018

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

Mole Rat

A skanky rat that lurks in children’s closets

AAAGGGHHH A mole rat!!!

by Roblox ooooffff June 18, 2019

Naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

by Rat tat tat tat October 3, 2019

mole rat dude

Usually a male with a very high iq, but is restricted from using his intelligence by his severe autism and speech impediment. Paces around a lot and always looks uneasy or awkward.

"Wow mole rat dude is really doing my fucking head in today."

by thicc0ck November 15, 2017

Mole Ratting

To be anti-social to the point where it's as if your hiding in a hole.

Man, I haven't seen Jon in like five days he must be mole ratting again.

by Erockmoney November 20, 2011