Mokey po

Something that is so slow that it is as effective as a person that has just smoked Marijuana and is starving when having munchies.

My pc is mokey po.

by Doc know it all May 1, 2023

Mokey

Mokey is a short slang word for d*mb b*stard or for someone who isn’t all there in the head.

Person 1: G should we drink and drive?.

Person 2: No you mokey.

by AttaBei August 11, 2023

Mokey

I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:

Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!

Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!

*3 days later…*

Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*

by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022

mokey D lokey

some say he's a cat others say he's a dog but no one truly knows what he is. His goal? to get a cat

"MOK" - Ved and everyone else
mokey D lokey the best cat dog or something

by mokdlok June 7, 2022

Mokey

Mokey is a dumbass version of the one and only Mickey Mouse!(however I personally like Mokey more) the meth filled mouse was created by an animator on YouTube by the name of Sr Pelo. Go check him out!

Mommie: ITS NOT CHRISTMAS MOKEY!!! ITS NOT CHRISTMAAAAAAASSS!!!

by Hehe boi January 10, 2022

Mokey

Mokey Mouse is Mommi Mouse's Husband and gets spanked the entire year by Mommi because " IT NO KRIMAHHHHH ".
Mokey gets revenge on Christmas by yelling and killing Mommi and the entire world while screaming " ITS KRIMAHHHH "

( Mokey is a original short video series by SR Pelo )

Mokey: HALLO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! WHAT HGWYFVDBFENIJHUGYBFASNDAHUGDU YOU DOIN?!
Grooby ( goofy ) : WERE DOIN EXCERSICE FATSO

by LightningSka September 15, 2021