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Mokey po

Something that is so slow that it is as effective as a person that has just smoked Marijuana and is starving when having munchies.
My pc is mokey po.
by Doc know it all May 1, 2023
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Mokey

Mokey Mouse is Mommi Mouse's Husband and gets spanked the entire year by Mommi because " IT NO KRIMAHHHHH ".
Mokey gets revenge on Christmas by yelling and killing Mommi and the entire world while screaming " ITS KRIMAHHHH "

( Mokey is a original short video series by SR Pelo )
Mokey: HALLO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! WHAT HGWYFVDBFENIJHUGYBFASNDAHUGDU YOU DOIN?!
Grooby ( goofy ) : WERE DOIN EXCERSICE FATSO
by LightningSka September 15, 2021
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I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:

Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!

*3 days later…*

Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
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Mokey

Mokey means stinking could be about a person or object
That is mokey

Smells like mokey
by Wittily August 31, 2020
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Mokey is a short slang word for d*mb b*stard or for someone who isn’t all there in the head.
Person 1: G should we drink and drive?.

Person 2: No you mokey.
by AttaBei August 11, 2023
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