los mojados

in direct translation, "the wet ones"
used to describe hispanic people who have crossed the border illegally through the river, thus being wet. not used often anymore

los mojados te quitan tu trabajo (los mojados can take your job away)

by mexakid October 30, 2007

mojado

1. Means "wet" in Spanish.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.

Inside a restroom at a gas station...

Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.

by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011

Mojack

Its a combination of using the words "Mojado" and "Wetback" a term for an illegal mexican immigrant to the United States.

Border patrol was chasing a group of mojacks across the desert.

by Daniel Castro October 17, 2006

monaco grand prix

The crown jewel of the Formula One calendar. A win at Monaco cements your status as a legendary driver, and makes you the envy of the paddock. World Champions such as Jackie Stewart, Graham Hill, Ayrton Senna, and Michael Schumacher have won the Monaco GP and become racing heroes.

Its racetime here in Monte Carlo for the Monaco Grand Prix!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

piso mojado

Could mean just about anything you want it to mean. Usuauly a greeting like "what's up?" or an insult like "go fuck yourself" depending on context. In reality is the spanish translation of Wet Floor, but sounds like whatever you want it to sound like.

Friend 1: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: Piso Mojado man.

Enemy 1: Dick!
Enemy 2: Hey, Piso Mojado.

by ChevVetteC6 December 19, 2005

Monaco

a place where all the billionaires are too scared to go outside because there are too many millionaires walking around.

“you’ve never been to Monaco?”
“dude, i’m broke.”
“oh yeah, same.”

by jessepinkmansleftnut September 14, 2019

Monaco

The name Monaco usually is for a person who is kind, fashionable, and is unique in many other ways. Usually this person is great at making friends and is good with trusting people

Monaco is a good person

by SkittleBoy123 September 30, 2017