moggie

What Cat Enthusiasts* call Cats in a vain attempt to humanize them.

*Lonely lonely people, a cat cannot fill the void. Admit it, you want a child.
"I don't even want children, my Moggies and I are perfectly happy, sure I cry a lot, and i hate when people talk about marriage, but I'm happy with myself and that's all that matters"
by Happelshmatz August 12, 2005
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Moggie

another name for a cigarette. It is pronounced Mo gee .
I am nervous and I need to smoke a moggie.
by john in the OC February 07, 2008
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Moggy donk

Usually defined as 'just moggy donk', it doesn't have a set definition.

It is a contextual phrase that can be used as a placeholder word in conversation and when you're asked a question you don't know the answer to.
1. "Sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi based the face of the Statue of Liberty on whom?"
"Moggy donk!"

2. "That is just moggy donk.."
by Literate Scouser January 29, 2019
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Moggys haircut

An exceedingly long time in which suicide seems preferable to waiting for it to finish
God this is taking longer than moggys haircut
by DCRNOTSIR July 31, 2020
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Soggy Moggy

When you take a handful of paper - preferably toilet paper - and run it under a hot/cold tap with the intention of throwing it.
"Brian was taking a piss when he got soggy moggy'd by a group of boys."
by lja90 November 01, 2009
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tuna moggy

that girl courtney has a right tuna moggy! it stank
by Jennifer.x August 25, 2021
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Moggie (uk)

UK motoring slang for a model of classic car -- can be either a Morris Minor or Morgan depending on social status of owner.
My Moggie is a 1958 model.
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
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