The Missouri Moan 

When you're having intercourse and you lean into your partners ear and screech like a TIE fighter engine.

Guy#1: I did The Missouri Moan on this hooker from Utah
Guy#2: Shi sounds hot as hell
Guy#1: She fucking died of a heart attack

The Missouri Moan by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

Missouri City, Texas 

A really boring city in Texas. Close enough to the gulf to be affected by huricanes and extreme humidity. It is usually around 70-85 degrees farenheit during the holidays. Susceptible to massive droughts during the summers. Mostly every teenager smokes weed. Because it is so boring.

person 1: you want to go to missouri city, texas?
person 2: Hell no, it's boring as fuck.

Missouri City, Texas by calcualter August 13, 2011

Tarkio, Missouri 

A small, spithole town inbetween the slightly bigger spithole town of Maryville and Nebraska. Many hicksters (hicks who think they're hipsters) who are wannabe Maryvillians. Meaning, they are assholes who treat anyone who doesn't fit in their little Maryvillite Fan Club world like the cow pie in their daddy's field; you also cannot tell the girls from the boys; the girls dress/act like dudes and the dudes act like wussy little gossip queens. Well, unless the girls decide to contradict themselves the next day by putting on clothes so tight and makeup so orange they resemble the Jersey Shore cast. All in all, it's a wonderful little paradise to raise your children and grow your soybeans.

"Whoa, look at her, she's like, not wearing sweatpants and walking as if she has a pole stuck up her vag, she is just so not Tarkio, Missouri material."

"What a freak. Let's diss her by making fun of her lack of balls."

"Okay! And then we can go makeout with our cousins in the bathroom!"
-Tarkio Missouri (specifically THS; Tarkio High School)

Tarkio, Missouri by guacamolegirl August 28, 2012

Thayer missouri

A place to drive around and make fun of tweakers

Thayer Missouri is not fun

Thayer missouri by Fluffypanda143 July 9, 2021

Trenton Missouri

Where you don't get a relationship you get a turn. Where all the shitty people are. No future, no hopes or dreams. There is nothing there.

There is no where in the world like Trenton Missouri thank goodness.

Trenton Missouri by Shesawild1 November 8, 2025