Minnesota

Minnesota is a state with judge mental people, rude people, stupid people, ugly women, people like to Harass in this state, very crappy state with Awful public schools.

Minnesota

by Mad dude November 12, 2020

Minnesota

dreary, boring, insect-infested state populated by people that mangle pronunciation of common words.
Prone to clueless politicians and misguided social programs that induce children to run away from home.
Almost as bad a state as Wisconsin.

I got transferred to Minnesota so I quit my job and started drinking.
Everyone I ran into in St. Paul was a box head.

by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006

Minnesota

#1 in meth production!

Minnesota has the most meth labs of any state!
(suck on it California!)

by Salty Jonez October 7, 2008

Minnesota

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.

"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")

by john October 10, 2004

Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

by Jay May 29, 2005

Minnesota

Canada junior. People here have a cross between a midwestersn hick accent and a Canadian accent. Minnesota sucks.

Watch MADE in mtv with the comedian girl from Minnesota and you'll hear what I'm talking about.

by minnesotaisballs April 21, 2006

Minnesota

the worst state ever. even considering alabama & thosesurrounding states' incestuous nasty-ness. too cold. winter for 7 months & 5 months of summer. no spring, no fall. you're either freezing or boiling. it sucks here. there aren't even 10 lakes, let alone 10,000. i think they're counting puddles. the accents are horrible. it's soda, not pop. LEARN HOW TO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! F*** this shit. this state is terrible. & full of racist hick-wannabes.

person 1- wanna go to minnesota?
person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.

by shewolf13 June 13, 2011