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mini-dad

noun. When you are an exact but slightly smaller replica of your father. Have the same habits such as farting, burping, uncontrollable sweating, and sweating in weirdass places like on the top of your nose. Thanks dad.
Katie: I can't stop sweating and my BO smells worse than the devil's asshole.
Mary: Katie, you know you're a straight up mini-dad. You should have expected it.
Katie: God dammit dad.
by shartsisters4life January 2, 2012
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mini date

The smypathy date often with a nerdy loser, usually for some free food, before your real date with the hot jerk.
T.J:Want to go on a date this Saturday?
Alyssa: I have a date with D'Undre at seven, but we can do a mini date at 6:15ish, i guess.(mischievious face)
by Lint_Licker November 14, 2010
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mind dead

1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.

2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.
1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.
by hella_random_goldfish September 17, 2014
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Open your mind day

On the 15th of may its open your mind day, so you gotta open up your mind to anyone n tell them your feelings n anything your struggling with.
by Yunnngboiii May 5, 2019
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Mind Dump

Mind Dump
Function: Noun

A place where opinions and ideas are "dumped," but usually not discussed in a relevant or logical manner. Often, a Mind Dump is an internet Forum.
"I don't waste my time on that site, it's nothing more than a Mind Dump."
by Ryan Hamilton December 28, 2005
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mini dirt apples

Me: "I only ate one of those nasty apple tings"
Friend: "Radishes, Mike!"
Me: "Mini dirt apples!"
by fuckradishes February 29, 2020
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Mini-Donut

The process of rubbing cinnamon and brown sugar onto the outside of a gaped asshole and letting another member rim it.
Jessie: “Hey Helena do you want to rub cinnamon and sugar on my sphincter
Helena: “I’d kill to rub it on your gaped ass”
Jessie: “Thanks kitten, maybe while your at it you can rim me after and complete the mini-donut”
by MikeWarkowski September 20, 2023
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