a mikkel is a women trying to be a man so hard that is fat and have the smallest cock in the world sometimes he rapes girls with his imaginary cock that no one has ever seen his balls is smaller than his pupils and nobody likes him his probably 12 years old and gay he might steal from the supermarket and eat all the mentos in a minute or the chips he steals your lunch money when you sleep he fucks his own mom
Mikkel is man of sheer and utter lack of dedication, he is also very bad at sportseven though he always competes in them. Mikkel is a nice man with a lot of anger issues, he also hates gay people
Mikkel is such a chad except for when he loses in dodgeball, then you know a gay person is gonna be bullied.