mike tyson

Mike Tyson is an ear eater! He eats REAL elephant ears for breakfast!

When Mike Tyson fought Holyfield, he proved to be NR8R!

mike tyson by Gregg Brady July 25, 2006

mike tyson

when a guy eats out a girl & randomly out of nowhere bites her vagina.

Thomas pulled a mike tyson the other day.

Her vagina hurt because her boyfriend pulled a mike tyson.

mike tyson by crazyychickk001 December 6, 2010

mike tyson

A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.

person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!

mike tyson by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021

Mike Tyson

When someone gets upset usually about something that everyone else thinks is funny usually while in a drunken stupor, and decides to bite the closest person, usually on the ear. Can be in anger or in a sexual manner.

Aliya: How was your night last night?
Vegas: My night was good but I saw some crazy bitch Mike Tyson a kid. He turned and punched that bitch in the head.

Mike Tyson by Baby Mills March 14, 2010

Mike Tyson

A measurement of currency in which is 1 million USD.

"Oprah is sure worth a lot of mike tysons"
"Bill gates makes at least three mike tysons a day"

Mike Tyson by Pixsian December 14, 2016

Mike Tyson

The act of tongue punching your partners fart box then biting on their clit until orgasm.

"Bro last night I Mike Tysoned Brit last night so hard that her clit bled!"

Mike Tyson by Lord Memeitch October 12, 2020

Mike Tyson

Beating the living sh*t out of someone.

Ey bro if he keeps talkin like that im gonna Mike Tyson that b*tch.

Mike Tyson by anonymous October 21, 2020