Mika

An absolute dickhead, zero social skills, man swine, falls asleep way to often.

He's just a lil bich.
Random Guy:"You remember that cutie from last night?"

Mika:"No sorry fell asleep."
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Mika is a wonderful soul. She will never let you down, A Mika is always ready for a party, and will never decline anything! Even if she doesn’t want to do whatever it is. She has an awesome sense of humor and somehow always has a way to lighten up the mood, She is a Beautiful person and when she smiles everyone does because she’s just even more pretty when she smiles. When Mika is serious, it doesn’t last long because she is usually a giggly and fun person! If you even meet a Mika, hold on to her and don’t let her go!
Lola: WOW Mika is just the best!
Anais: I know right! It’s just crazy to have someone so nice!
by Sushi Mika February 16, 2019
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The joke he just said was totally mika
by Ms.Doglover March 26, 2011
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the hoe who is gay asf but still finds charlieskies hot asf
jo: who dat

oliver: thats mika shes such a hoe but we love her anyway
jo: tru her memes arent as stale as mine
by mika the memeking babe hottie December 30, 2016
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Maneater; cheating women whos main objective is to steal the souls of men while pissing off everybody around him. has few friends and has a severe craving for having a baby
Dude! have u met zachs new girlfriend?

Yea bro i heard shes a complete Mika.
by waka joe January 03, 2011
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Perfect. A pop indie singer who might just have dumbass pre-teen girls after him one day. But as of now, he's pretty amazing in the indie world. Let's keep it that way...
Dumbass: MIKA is sooooooooo cute!

Indie: Ugh stfu and go listen to fall out boy or panic! at the gay
by Marialejandra June 14, 2007
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A perfect day.
Usually involving copious amounts of sex.
And maybe a tree kangaroo.
After ending my Sunday with a car fuck I realized I just had a Mika.
by Mahoutling March 05, 2007
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