Mika

An absolute dickhead, zero social skills, man swine, falls asleep way to often.

He's just a lil bich.

Random Guy:"You remember that cutie from last night?"

Mika:"No sorry fell asleep."

by IDGAFABOUTNOMOTHERFUCKINGHOE May 16, 2018

Mika

Mika is a wonderful soul. She will never let you down, A Mika is always ready for a party, and will never decline anything! Even if she doesn’t want to do whatever it is. She has an awesome sense of humor and somehow always has a way to lighten up the mood, She is a Beautiful person and when she smiles everyone does because she’s just even more pretty when she smiles. When Mika is serious, it doesn’t last long because she is usually a giggly and fun person! If you even meet a Mika, hold on to her and don’t let her go!

Lola: WOW Mika is just the best!
Anais: I know right! It’s just crazy to have someone so nice!

by Sushi Mika February 16, 2019

Mika

defining the law of intelligence; stupid

The joke he just said was totally mika

by Ms.Doglover April 12, 2011

mika

the hoe who is gay asf but still finds charlieskies hot asf

jo: who dat

oliver: thats mika shes such a hoe but we love her anyway
jo: tru her memes arent as stale as mine

by mika the memeking babe hottie December 30, 2016

Mika

Maneater; cheating women whos main objective is to steal the souls of men while pissing off everybody around him. has few friends and has a severe craving for having a baby

Dude! have u met zachs new girlfriend?

Yea bro i heard shes a complete Mika.

by waka joe January 3, 2011

MIKA

Perfect. A pop indie singer who might just have dumbass pre-teen girls after him one day. But as of now, he's pretty amazing in the indie world. Let's keep it that way...

Dumbass: MIKA is sooooooooo cute!

Indie: Ugh stfu and go listen to fall out boy or panic! at the gay

by Marialejandra July 12, 2007

Mika

A perfect day.
Usually involving copious amounts of sex.
And maybe a tree kangaroo.

After ending my Sunday with a car fuck I realized I just had a Mika.

by Mahoutling December 14, 2008