When you don't just eat that pussy, you savor every bite like i'ts the best piece of meat you've ever eaten.
by Ssammay March 25, 2016

A euphemism for masturbation.
The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.
by BAD1983 February 16, 2008

A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.
Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.
Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.
The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.
by Weazul March 28, 2013

Heard jonny boy had that filet mignon.
Yea but id rather go to someone that i know Wont be a creep. Truth.
Yea but id rather go to someone that i know Wont be a creep. Truth.
by Brazo233 January 30, 2018

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

torture method involving fillet mignoning a man's index finger and making him stick it up his rectum
by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025
