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Mid Life Crisis

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You are considered to have a "Mid Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 30 and 60

See also One Eight Life Crisis and Quater Life Crisis
"I'm having a mid-life crisis! I'm 38, single, and really depressed"
by Mandielanious May 12, 2004
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1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.
Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.
by diamondmanizzle3 September 5, 2013
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Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be

Audi TTs

And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Look at Harry dropping off Charlie at playgroup in his new Audi TT .. Oh that must be his Mid Life Crisis Car!
by Bobby Elvis July 15, 2014
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Mid-Life Crisis

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When a man who has lived a kick-ass life becomes older and wants to return to his wilder younger days, typically done by buying sports cars and having affairs with much younger women.
“Did you see Fred driving that hot red Ferrari with the model?”

“He must be having a mid-life crisis.”
by FreidrichVanHausen November 14, 2019
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midlie crisis

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Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.
I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...
by Jungok January 25, 2010
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Midwife Crisis

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The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related.
Have you seen John's new wardrobe? Ever since his divorce he is having total midwife crisis.
by CardWa January 22, 2008
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midwife crisis

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A state of anxiety triggered by finding oneself in the process of giving birth
"Oh my God- I'm having a midwife crisis!"
by 321 barbie March 13, 2012
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