The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.
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The nastiest fucking place in Western PA. The air smells like preteen period blood and rotten eggs 100% of the time. The wanna-be performing arts high school located in down-town Midland serves something that resembles squirrel ribs for lunch at least once a week. Most are scared to eat the lunches fearing that they're eating some mutated animal meat caught in the park. The water tastes as if it contains literal shit. The power plant across the bridge produces tons of nasty air pollution a day. Being in Midland everyday may cause you to develop some form of cancer.
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Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.
Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.
person 1: what high school are you planning on going to?
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !
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"I still aint got no fucking job thats to those midland cunts'
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