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moosing

moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.
Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!
by imoose December 2, 2010
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Moosing

To have sex in a verry loud and obnoxious mannor. Also spelled moosin'.
Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!
by Sakotheking November 30, 2013
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moosing

a sexual act involving entry doggy style,at the point of peaking,simply place hands upon each ass cheek ,then insert both thumbs up the dirt track and.... STRETCH
"my boyfriend asked me if i was game for some moosing,i said yeah, not knowing what it was and ended up in A&E with a torn sphincter...bastard could have cut his nails!"
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Moosin It

Hanging out or chilling; relaxing, usually with friends, often involves a joint or two.

Indigenous to Santa Cruz, California.
Hey what's you do this weekend?
i was just moosin it with some people at the beach.
by MoxyAmita June 29, 2009
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Moosin’

One person wears an array of dildos on their head and chargers full steam ahead into the others orifices.
“Hey Britt, wanna try moosin’ tonight?”

“As Michael affixed the dildo antlers on his head, and slathered each tip with astroglide, he knew that he and Zachary were going to have a wild night of moosin’.”

“Keep on moosin’!”
—(Pro moosin’ gif)
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Mosinee

A place where people pick their butts and love Jesus. Also the middle school vice principal sucks ass.
I fucking hate mosinee.
by Demoneater69 March 9, 2022
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Mösinger

singer : Your Mom is a Moose

a excited one
by Excited Moose October 14, 2022
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