Mesopotamia

1. Name of the ancient territory located between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers from the Bronze Age to the Iron Age. Modern-day Iraq.

2. Where the band "The Mesopotamians" (Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh) ran out of gas while traveling in their Ecoline Van with only a single piece of gum, in the song "The Mesopotamians" by the real-life band "They Might Be Giants."

1. Teacher: You will have to do a 500 word report on ancient Mesopotamia.
Student: Awww....

2. "The Mesopotamish sun is beating down
And making cracks in the ground
But there's nowhere else to stand
In Mesopotamia (No one's ever seen us)
The kingdom where we secretly reign (And no one's ever heard of our band)
The land where we invisibly rule"
-Lyrics from "The Mesopotamians" by "They Might Be Giants".

by JordACE July 6, 2009

metrophilmioma

Feeling as though you are a bird. When someone wishes they where a bird. Caused many deaths in 1987 after people started thinking they could fly. A bird trapped in a human body

A bird trapped in a human body.

Ex) Charles Nocking died metrophilmioma when he tried to jump from the top of his office building thinking he could fly; birdness

by Doctor of Heath research October 17, 2013

Metropolis

Pronounciation: Meh-trop-oll-is

The home of the DC Comics superhero, Superman. Also a real place (I would know, I live there) located in Illinois. Each year Metropolis hosts the Annual Superman Celebration, in which festivities consisting of Carnival Rides, Celebrity Appearances, and contests are held.

Fun fact: Metropolis's grocery store, Big John, has a statue that is bigger than the Superman Statue.

Metropolis is also home to the Hollywood Americana Museum, The Pony Strip Club, and Harrah's Casino.

Nerd: Hey Dad, can we please visit Metropolis on vacation this year?

Dad: Why would you want to go there, son? Metropolis is lame.

Nerd (now crying): How would you know?

Dad: I've been there.

by Metro Supergirl July 31, 2011

Queens metropolitan high school

A school where a bunch of wiggers say “yo bro lemme hit dat juul”. All the kids smoke loud for clout but they are all juul feens who wear durags. All the retards ask “ why they put toilets in the juul room” and walk around dapping their white boys up. They walk around screaming “bloood” or “stoopid” and throw up gang signs.

queens metropolitan high school kid: lemme hit you’re juul B

Random nigga: nah nigga it’s my last pod

queens metropolitan high school kid: you young bloood please one hit young bloood

by A big boi October 2, 2018

metrophobic

Metrophobia, contrary to pop-cultural belief, means "fear of hatred of poetry." It does NOT have anything to do with women fearing so-called "metrosexuals."

Mum, I've told you 1000 times, your poetry is crap and I'm metrophobic!

by Nathan7 January 16, 2006

Metropolinity

Population in a metropolitan area

we need to find the metropolinity of the metropolitan area.

by TinyDinoWithAFish February 25, 2022

The Mighty Metropolis

A small thriving town, Hamden, in the great of state Connecticut. Connecticut the Nutmeg State.

Hamden, Connecticut, "The Mighty Metropolis, home of the Skating Green Dragons of Hamden High School.

by aka The Colonel November 12, 2016