The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

Merrimac, MA

The town where the only sketchy thing that ever happens is 10 year olds sitting on the sidewalk trying to speak ghetto.
You have officially entered a place where nothing happens (except some old lady attempting to smother her husband with a pillow. she failed.), welcome.

"My town is so quiet and lame,"
"At least you don't live in Merrimac, MA..."

by Captain Awesome rules! March 25, 2009

the marriam webster dictionary

An embarrassing misspelling of an accredited dictionary on urbandictionary.com

Hey, look at those idiots! They spelled "Merriam Webster" wrong! Oh, the irony!

by mespelgud March 24, 2004

merriah

Kind hearted,NICE,lovable,very popular,get men really easy,don't date to much,smart,and very very active,excited,and funny around friends,shy but not to shy ☺️

Your very much like merriah,super nice

by Mjohnson3322 November 13, 2017

merrimack

merrimack new hampshire. one of the least diverse places you will ever go. many conservative racist parents and students. and the highschool, which is exactly 95% white and less than 1% black, looks like a low-budget prison. Also, the white kids do tend to wear G-unit, Ecko, phatpharm, fubu and large chains, despite the fact that they live in the hick new hampshire suburbs

My friends from boston went up to merrimack for a day. They found it hilarious!

by himynameisjohnny September 17, 2005

Merrimack Valley High School

An inbred breeding ground.

Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!

by tremblay-is-a-butt-pirate November 19, 2011

Merrimack

Merrimack is a town in Southern NH and it is full of queefs who live in their own little bubble of a town. The guys there think they're so hard and rough because they don't know what the streets are like or how the real world is. The chicks are the same way and usually sluts.

If you disagree you either have not been to Merrimack or you live in Merrimack

Merrimack sucks

by TheTruthMuhfugga January 26, 2010