Mermaided

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site

“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”

by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019

Mermaid Pussy

Pussy that's always wet and turned on ready to go.

I just have to kiss my girl and she gets mermaid pussy.

by Missthe90s December 29, 2014

Mermaid Melody

A japanese anime based on singing mermaid princesses who can turn into humans with magic pearls that turn into microphones livng in a city by the beach. It starts with Luchia, the pink pearl princess. She then finds Hanon, the aquamarine pearl princess, and so on. Their enemies are the dark lovers. They work for a man named Gaito, who looks strangely similar to Kaito, Luchia's crush. Some can control elements, and others can cause strange weather. After a while, the show introduces the Black Beauty Sisters, Sheshe and Mimi, who can sing also. Luchia, Hanon, and their new companion, Lina, get new songs through out the series by Aqua Regina, the Goddess of the Sea. In the end, Gaito's castle falls to an abyss at the bottom of the sea, followed by Gaito and the Dark Lovers. Sadly, there is no english version of this.

The new Mermaid Melody episode is coming on soon. I can't wait!

by Red|Pearl|Princess May 1, 2011

Marmaluke

Marmaluc' is Italian for a Marmaluke who is anyone who thinks he or she is hot shit. It comes from the Marmalukes who as Muslims couldn't use other Muslims as slaves, so they would go into a conquered city and have the parents bring out their young children to the street as they rode by inspecting them. Then upon spotting a child that seemed bright they would take that child screaming from the parents away to Egypt. There they would be given the equivalent of a Harvard degree and shown the Palace they could live in if they would become, say, the royal accountant etc. So they go back to their native lands strutting and all dressed in the most refined clothes to get their parents to go and live with them in opulence in Egypt. The locals didn't see these people as role models, but merely as sell outs.

You come strutting around here like some Marmaluke!

by Ricciardo Luigi May 21, 2018

Mermaphrodite

If it's a mermaid, with merman "junk"...then its a Mermaphrodite.

I was stoked to see a mermaid for the first time....but then i looked down and that fish had a penis. It was a Mermaphrodite.

WOW, Ariel's hung!

See... Lady Gaga

by Raymond Holzhuter January 6, 2010

Mermaidicle

Well you see, it is a great dance performed only when super crunk while dancing to intimidate the mermaids.

BRODUDE WE TOTES GOT OUR MERMAIDICLE ON LAST NIGHT

by tree-face February 16, 2010

Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012