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Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Markiplier

A channel created by Mark E. Fishbach. Mark posts gaming videos, however he mostly posts public displays of him disguising his masochism by saying “THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND”.
Damn Markiplier is such a masochist!
I like Markipliers gaming videos but I think he just needs to except that he is definitely a masochist
by SroomsyWombsy May 28, 2020
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MarkiplierGAME

A YouTube Let's Player, markiplier usually plays obscure scary games and other obscure games no one has ever heard of. Seems to be succeeding more then PewDiePie.
Mike: Hell yeah, markiplierGAME! His reaction compilations are the funniest! Better then PewDiePie!
10 year old swine: u stupid fag pewdiepie dminates all
Mike and 3 other people in the chat room: Gtfo, please.
by Ryouu April 2, 2013
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Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.
So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.
by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007
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markipler

markipler is a cool dude he is amazing fun and also cute. According to his fans and himself they think that he is a good looking guy. Also his pass is pretty hart warming and he also donates to charity for cancer. His dad died from cancer so he does cancer charitys he even done a 11 hour chairty livestream for himself, Bob, Wade for new eqiment of course. But most that i've seen is for cancer jacksepieye and markipler have dyes thier hair green and pink. But right now mark's hair is Blue. he said he's gonna dye it red and let it go to pink. Also if you have you heard of sepicpier?
wow i love markipler?
by TOY APRIL THE BUNNY August 13, 2016
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Who Killed Markiplier?

"Who Killed Markiplier?" is a murder mystery series on YouTube created by the famous YouTube creator Markiplier. It involves the viewer going to a play poker at Markiplier Manor with several of their closest friends, such as the Mayor Damien, the Colonel, the Detective, Mark's waiter and chef as well as Mark himself. However, Mark gets murdered the next day. Who is the murderer, and what's the bigger plot that Mark's death is being played in? Several new characters get introduced throughout the series, and it is Markiplier's Halloween special of 2017.
"Hey Jack, have you seen 'Who Killed Markiplier?" yet? It's awesome!"
by Fandom Nerd October 14, 2017
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markiplier

is an american youtuber who has just hit 11 million subscribers (holy crap!) on youtube and is a very kind person towards his fans and does various charity projects all the time
markiplier so nice
markiplier did 2 pol dancing videos!?!!
markimoo is marks nickname
by amazingfire April 13, 2016
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