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The New Mexico Mojito

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.
“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
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chino maricon

That's when a latin person mostly of Cuban or Puerto Rican decent insult a person of asian persuasion, basically calling them a faggot.
Que coño se piensa el chino maricon este?
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meriod

When a man is moody and irritable he's on his man-period or meriod.
"Jeff is so moody this week! He must me on his meriod!!"
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Mexicore

Mexicore is a type of music, created by Pierce the Veil. This music sends subliminal messages that make listeners eat burritos and tacos shortly after they listen to Pierce the Veil.
I just listen to some Mexicore, and now I'm gonna raid me some Taco Bell!
by stupidPseudonym May 27, 2014
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Sonora Mexico

Sonora Mexico - is one of the 31 states along with Mexico City, comprise

Other large cities include Obregón, Nogales (on the Mexico-United States border), San Luis Río Colorado, and Navojoa.

Sonora is bordered by the MEX states of Chihuahua to the east, Baja California to the northwest and Sinaloa to the south. To the north the U.S.–Mex border with the USA states of Arizona & New Mexico, & on the west the Gulf of California.

They have their own Sonora drug cartel & rival Caborca Cartel.

The Sonoran diet Usual is carne asada / beef & flour or corn tortillas .

Sonoran Shredded Beef Tacos . Beef That is simmered in a delicious sauce of onion, garlic, spices, tomato & beef . It is then shredded and served on corn tortillas with Mexico Chile Sauce.Sonora beef is made with brisket,simmered for 4 hours in beef stock and water along with dried & fresh chilies, garlic, celery & onions.

Sonoran-style flour tortillas are stretched paper thin & cooked on a griddle with small blisters that give them a smoky flavor.

The Sonoran Hot Dog a hot dog wrapped in bacon, grilled, and served on a roll topped with beans, tomato, onions, jalapenos, cheese, mayo, & mustard. It originated in Hermosillo, the capital of Sonora, and is readily available in Phoenix and Tucson Arizona.

Machaca Burrito, is made with shredded beef, eggs, onions, tomato, bell peppers and spices, all wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. Bacanora is their state’s version of tequila.
Sonora Mexico is home to 8 indigenous groups: Mayos, Yaquis, Pimas, Guarijíos, Series, Pápagos, Cucapá, Kika and is located northwestern Mexico.

Sonora Mexico, estado (state), northwestern Mexico. Borders the United States (Arizona and New Mexico) to the north, by the mexican states of Chihuahua to the east and Sinaloa to the south, and by Baja California state and the Gulf of California (Sea of Cortez) to the west. Hermosillo is the state capital.

Sonora’s most popular sport is baseball

The largest desert biosphere reserve is in Sonora, El Gran Desierto del Pinacate
It’s part of the UNESCO World Heritage Site due the dramatic combination of two very distinct landscape types: volcanic landscape & sand dunes.
The Mirador Escénico of San Carlos, Sonora is considered the #1 Ocean Scenic View of the world according to National Geographic

main attractions are its beaches and its magnificent desert, Sonora is also a land of vast cattle ranches and thus beef is a big staple food.
by Blu_leef January 26, 2023
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Chihuahua Mexico

Chihuahua Mexico - located in the north-west part of Mexico and bordered by the states of Sonora to the west, Sinaloa to the southwest, Durango to the south, and Coahuila to the east. To the north and northeast, it shares a border with the USA States of New Mexico & Texas. Its capital city is Chihuahua City the largest city is Juárez. And Cuauhtémoc.

the state's big attraction, Las Barrancas del Cobre/ Copper Canyon, larger and deeper than the Grand Canyon of Arizona.

Chihuahua serves as an important route prospering from billions of money from international trade of NAFTA. But the state suffers activities from drug cartels.

Popular foods are Enchiladas coloniales a Mexican dish originating from Chihuahua.

Tesguino a beer made from malted corn that Tarahumara, a tribe from the Sierra Madre valleys ,This drink is strained and should be enjoyed immediately.

Empanadas de Santa Rita , empanadas enjoyed on may 22nd.

Sotol is a Mexican spirit distilled from a group of plants of the Dasylirion , aka desert spoon. Sotol a close relative to tequila & mezcal.

The drink is made by roasting, fermenting & then distilling piña—the center of the plant. It has a smoky character similar to mezcal. The flavor is smooth & mellow & the drink has a warm finish.

Chile pasilla con queso is a Mexican chili pepper-based dish .

Queso Chihuahua is a Mexican cheese made from cow's milk. aka Menonita, referring to the Mennonite community in Chihuahua that first produced it.
Chihuahua Mexico is primarily identified with its namesake, the Chihuahuan Desert, it has more forests than any other state in Mexico, aside from Durango, Due to its variant climate, the state has a large variety of fauna and flora.

The state is mostly characterized by rugged mountainous terrain and wide river valleys.

We cannot forget about the The Juárez Cartel aka Vicente Carrillo Fuentes Organization who don't like the Sinaloa Cartel,ms13,Jalisco New Generation Cartel
And the Tijuana Cartel.
by Blu_leef January 26, 2023
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Durango Mexico

Durango Mexico - Durango is Mexican state landlocked by sinaloa to the west , Chihuahua to the north, Coahuila to the north east , Zacatecas to the south East,Nayarit to the south west .

Durango is a rural sparsely populated state, most common animal is the scorpion. Durango is Known for their Leatherwork includes bags, wallets, belts, cigarette cases, briefcases, books & saddles.

heavily mountainous, with the Sierra Madre Occidental mountains filling over half of Durango’s territory.

The city of Durango is on the foothills of the Sierra Madre Occidental

Most of the economically important natural resources come from mining, including deposits of gold, silver, iron & mercury. There are also large deposits of marble also.

Durango foods include venorio, which is made with pork ribs, cactus and a chile sauce, & gallina borracha (drunken hen), which requires chorizo, chicken, mezcal and sherry. Carne seca (beef jerky) is another local favorite.
Durango Mexico - 4th largest state in

Mexico northwest of the Central Mexican Plateau, where it meets the Sierra Madre Occidental—the highest peaks in the state.

The Sierra Madre Occidental blocks moisture from the Pacific Ocean, impacting the local climate of the state. Las Quebradas region, located over the mountain chain and on the northwest of the state, has a humid subtropical climate.

The rest of the state has semi-arid and temperate climates. It is hot & dry in the East, with some temperate areas existing at higher elevations Most of the state is mountainous and heavily forested.
by Blu_leef January 26, 2023
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