mergroe

A black mermaid

I went to the ocean and saw some mergroes

by Johan Grubber June 1, 2015

Lower Merion

a suburban area west of philadelphia filled with mostly first class, conservative, snoby people. most girls are clones; white iPhones, dark brown hair, attention seekers, should i go on? druggies are accepted, consists of public school Harriton and Lower Merion (Kobe woop woop)

You're from lower merion, NOT Philadelphia

by staceyidfk October 28, 2013

Lower Merion High School

The alma mater of Kobe Bryant, who decided to forego his NCAA eligibility and instead declared himself eligible for the 1996 NBA Draft with the 13th overall pick by the LA Lakers directly out of high school, who essentially got Kobe for Vlade Divac.

Kobe Bryant is Lower Merion High School's most famous alumnus.

by CP12 April 30, 2006

meriod

when a guy gets really mood swingy, like when girls are on their period
period = man+period

brady: regan is awfully bitchy lately
kylie:yeah he must be on his meriod

by kdav19 November 29, 2009

Meriod

A male verison of a menstrual cycle or a meriod (which females wish existed )As in, their sperm gets expired evey 20-40 days (depending on their cycle). The sperm comes out of their penishole with blood mixed in. They can wear pads and TT (tiny tampons). Their penis hole expands to let out all the sperm, and as this happens they have major testical cramps. Some of these are worse than female menstrual cycle cramps. Males can tell as to when they are about to have their meriod, their testicals grow large and tender. Their mood becomes very grumpy, and rude. So I would advise you to stay away from males when they're on their meriod, keep in mind females that they have it worse than you! When they're on their meriod,their testicals get smaller from all of the sperm lost and they do not experience erections at this time period. After their menstrual cycle (which can last 7-10 days on average) their testicals rapidly reproduce sperm. At this point they feel very sexually aroused and "turned on" by almost anything. Yes that does mean Amanda Bynes gets a boner.

Guy- "Uh, I'm on my meriod Jenny!"
Jenny- "Okay then......"
period

by thatbackfliptho April 11, 2014

mergime

Mergime is another word for flawless or perfect. She is the one that can change your world by acting just like she is. This name also says that this girl has many secrets that only her bests knows.
Make sure you dont mess with her or try to challenge her, she will win.

mergime

by mergime.lokaj January 2, 2017

Lower Merion School Board

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

by blob-bob April 25, 2009