Menage Artois

Getting fucked on stong continental lagers.

It was only supposed to be a quick pint, but it turned into a menage artois...

by mixmage June 11, 2007

Ménage à call

A dirtier way to say three-way calling.

Frank to Joe and Sam: "Is it gay that we're on a ménage à call right now?"

by Bug Man! Buggin' it out! June 1, 2009

ménage à trois

French for Threesome

1. Girl: Hey Jack, do you wanna do a Ménage à trois with me and Pamela

2. Man those twins look hot, I wanna de a Ménage à trois with them.

by JA Bus October 6, 2013

Awkward Menagerie

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.

Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

by ohyeahsorryyourright June 27, 2007

Menage a Trois

French term which originally described a domestic arrangement in which three people having sexual relations occupy the same household – the phrase literally translates as "household of three".1 In contemporary usage, the meaning of the term has been extended to mean any living relationship between three people, whether or not sex is involved, but because it has also been extended to refer to the actual sexual act between three people, otherwise known as a threesome, the term retains its suggestive quality.

Then had a menage a trois Last Friday night

by Katelyn6997 July 11, 2011

mengaged

Noun, portmanteau of "men" and "engaged."

A term to describe two guys (generally at least one het) who are in a very serious bromance. The two generally go on to rent an apartment and lead a bromarried lifestyle full of video games, watching Indiana Jones and, ideally, jerking each other off.

"Who's that TJ guy who's always with Sam lately? I thought he was straight."

"Yeah, they're straight, but practically mengaged."

by Alexander Hendricks-Clark January 18, 2008

menage a chat

chat activity involving three people. no more. no less. 3 women. 3 men. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 woman. whatever the grouping - all must engage in chat activity with one another for the activity to be a 'menage a chat'.

This can be done via SMS, instant messenging clients, facebook, or other social media platform.

Lisa said it was fun having a 'menage a chat' with Rich and Trisha when planning Lovely Lorraine Lush's Birthday Party. Similar to Menage a Tweet but not specifically tied to twitter.

by metricsman December 16, 2011